No, neither would I.
Despite a winning streak of costumes that included SpongeBob and Bob the Builder, you can see that I clearly drew the short straw this year.
Meet (I kid you not!) "Ping Pong the Panda." I don't even know what to say about that.
Well, let me tell you...the kids hated it. The emcee had to beg the kids to applaud.
Be sure to get in there nice an close and you can see my eyes. It's like the costume makers weren't even trying.
Oh...and the wool scarf was a nice touch. Really. I didn't quite feel like the stifling heat was enough. The scarf managed to keep me nice and toasty.
Actually, by the end of the party, we were pretty much just laying around and eating Chipwiches in the rest area. All in all, a job well done.