Well, here it is! Our very own tree. As you can see, it is lavishly decorated with a collection of ornaments handed down from my Mom, collected by Patricia over the years and purchased at a 25% off sale at Boscov's.
I don't think you can see it in this picture, but you can rest assured that there is a pickle in there somewhere.
In lieu of a nativity set, below our tree sits an "Okalahoma!" ornament/figurine/music box that plays "Oh, What a Beautiful Morning." I think Curly is supposed to represent Balthasar, although I don't see any myrrh.